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| DiCaprio yelling, "I'm king of the world!" on a big boat |
LOS ANGELES –– Avid Bing.com user, Joel Scott of Westwood, Calif. has been missing since Wednesday night. Last seen searching Bing.com with the keywords, “that one movie with the big boat and Leo,” Scott is believed to be lost somewhere deep in the bowels of the internet.
“I don’t know what happened,” said Scott’s wife, Mary Stein-Scott. “We were talking about the movies Leonardo DiCaprio has been in, and we couldn’t remember what that one he was in with the boat and the girl. You know, the one where he says, ‘I’m king of the world!’ and draws the girl’s boobs.”
Bing.com has been blamed for three deaths over the past year after Internet users opted for its services over the perfectly competent and well made Google search engine. All deaths were allegedly caused by Bing.com users becoming lost somewhere deep in the Google-esque but not quite Google layout of Bing.com.
Rescuers report that Scott is probably somewhere past all the “I’m on a Boat” pages and is stranded looking through the cast of “Poseidon” on imdb thinking to himself, “Where is Leo? I figured he would be a hire billing than all these extras I’m looking through right now.”
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