With finals approaching for students across the country, it has been reported that alcohol sales have declined drastically, and the sale of Hot Pockets, cereal, chocolate, and any type of microwavable good have been in high demand. Also, Hostess has announced that they have returned to producing Twinkies, and that they had only stopped to create an increase in sales. No surprise. With all that being said, here is a list of surprising things that students should have, or purchase to be prepared for finals.
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| Every college student's best friend. |
1. Instant Noodles.
2. Snuggie/Onesie.
3. Daily Chuck Norris Quotes.
4. Head Massager.
5. No/Low Expectations.
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| A Chuck Norris quote to start the day, and you are destined to succeed. For example, "Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter." Circuits and electromechanical engineering just became cake. |
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| Just try your best, some people 'aren't good test takers'. The best excuse for people who don't want to study. |
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| Fancy an orgasm? Yes, a head orgasm. Don't ask questions, just buy it and try it. Satisfaction guaranteed. |
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| When stressed, just drink. Caffeine or alcohol are interchangeable essentials. |
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