Following up on an earlier post that was featured on
Almost Real News, Bill Clinton is not the only president that has now been
caught painting with strange parts of his body; his penis, but earlier this
week, George W. Bush’s art museum opened to the public in Buttfucknowhere,
Texas. The main exhibit is one where Bush tried to, “show what he thought of
his term as the President of the U.S.”, reported by his advisor, Jeff Collins. The
painting is merely a piece of shit on a canvas, literally. It’s brown with some
beautiful shades of black.
There are
seven paintings on display, consistently featuring animals, cattle, and
vegetables among many other ordinary things. Very absurdist. When a local
passer byer was asked what they thought of the exhibit, they said, “Better than
his public speaking, that’s for sure”. One of the most expensive paintings
which was being auctioned off, was one of the shoe that Bush remembers being
thrown at him in 2008; the bidding starts at $10,000. All the proceeds from any
of the auctioning will go to fucking up Iraq even more. Bush himself informed
our reporters that, “I used three different soft and hard paintbrushes and
painted while clenching my ass and scrotum to grasp the brushes; it took me
days to complete it, and now I’ve got that Brazilian booty!”
If you
ever have time to go to the South and check out the museum, don’t think about
it, just drive by.
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