Apple Changes Name of Black Colored Products to ‘African-American’ Following Lawsuit

Apple spokesman, Samuel L. Jackson, praising new
'African-American' iPhone

Following several high profile lawsuits against Apple, the electronics company is changing the official name of its black-colored products to ‘African-American.’ This applies to all Apple products being sold in-store and online.

“There’s nothing we here at Apple hate more than unnecessary lawsuits,” said Apple’s new spokesman, Samuel L. Jackson. “So we collectively decided to change the name of our products of the shade created by combining all pigments to ‘African-American.’”

The changes to the online store will take place immediately, and new packaging and ads for ‘African-American’ iPods, MacBooks and iPhones are being swapped out during a company wide ‘Native-American Alert’ issued this Saturday, April 28, 2013. 

“Following the threatening lawsuits of the past month, we’re considering changing all possibly offensive color-ways of our products,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook. “In the near future, look for new ‘Asian,’ ‘Native-American,’ ‘European-American’ and ‘Jewish’ products.” -D.F.